Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little tart!

Why did the stuffing get a promotion?

Because it was always *filling* its potential!

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is the one place where

the only thing we pass around the table more often than the mashed potatoes is criticism.

The hardest part about Thanksgiving dinner at our house isn't the political debates or the burnt rolls.

It's trying to discreetly unbutton your pants under the table without anyone noticing.