Why did the clock get sent to the principal's office?

Because it kept tocking too much!

Why did the calendar get invited to all the parties?

Because it had so many dates!

I took my kids to the bakery and saw a big tray of donuts

I guess you could say they were hole lot of trouble to resist

I bought a bunch of bananas at the store yesterday, but when I got home, I noticed one of them looked really sad and bruised. It was practically falling apart.

I guess it was feeling un-peel-y.