I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

I was trying to get my kids to eat more vegetables, so I took them to the garden to show them where they come from.

Now they're rooted in their refusal to eat them.

So I was at the coffee shop with my kids, and we saw a barista who was known for making intricate designs on the coffee drinks. The kids were amazed by the hearts and leaves she could create with just a little bit of foam. I asked her what inspired her to become a coffee artist, and she said it was because she loved being a

latte talented person

Why did the cat join a band?

Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist