Our manager said we're a family here, which is why

I'm waiting for my yearly performance review to find out if I'm getting disowned or not

Our CEO kept saying 'we're a family here' until I asked for a vacation day to attend my actual family's reunion

and suddenly I was 'abandoning the team'.

My idea of 'investing in real estate' is now just buying a really nice tent.

I finally put together a monthly budget.

Then inflation hit, and now my side hustle is my main hustle.