I've been trying to afford a house in my area

but the only thing I can afford is a timeshare in my parents' basement

My manager just called an 'urgent all-hands' meeting to discuss how we can all be more proactive about asynchronous communication.

My company says 'we're a family here,'

which is weird because my actual family never expects me to work weekends for free.

I've been trying to improve my emotional intelligence in therapy

but it's hard when my therapist charges by the hour to listen to me explain why I'm right