My dad spent Father's Day happily starting a new home improvement project.

When I asked what he was building, he said, 'A bigger storage shed for all the tools I bought for the *last* project I started!'

For Father's Day, I tried to impress my dad by explaining a complex scientific theory.

He just looked at me and said, 'Hi complex scientific theory, I'm Dad!'

I got my dad a smart thermostat for Father's Day, thinking it would put an end to our ongoing temperature wars.

Now he just remotely adjusts the temperature from his phone and sends me a text that says, 'You're welcome, I've optimized the climate.'

I framed a picture of my dad's handyman to-do list for Father's Day

And he said it was the first time someone finally understood his life's work