My wife and I have finally figured out the secret to a happy marriage.

We each have our own designated side of the couch and our own separate TV remotes.

Many people have offered advice to [Bride] and [Groom] on their big day. The best piece of advice I've heard is to always treat your partner like they're the only person in the world.

Especially when they're asking for the remote.

We set a wedding budget we felt was very reasonable.

Turns out, 'reasonable' means 'before the flowers, the photographer, the open bar, and the venue's mandatory glitter tax.'

I remember asking [Groom's Name] a while back what he was really looking for in a lifelong partner.

He said, 'Someone who understands me, loves me unconditionally, and occasionally won't judge me for eating cereal for dinner.' I think he found all three in [Bride's Name].