I was talking to the groom the other day, and I asked him how he knew the bride was the one for him.

He said it wasn't the candlelit dinners or the romantic getaways, it was when she didn't leave him after seeing his browser history.

They say that when you get married, two become one.

Which, for [Groom's Name], primarily means he now knows where the 'produce' section is at the grocery store.

Before they met, I remember [Groom's Name] had very strong opinions about interior design, convinced his apartment was a masterpiece of masculine sophistication.

Now, he mostly just nods enthusiastically whenever [Bride's Name] holds up two different throw pillows and asks for his 'input'.

Our initial wedding budget was a meticulously planned financial document.

By the end, it was more of a cautionary tale that we'd tell our children to scare them into eloping.