We tried to create a wedding budget, but it kept escaping from us.

I think it's now funding its own spin-off wedding in a different city.

Before [Bride's Name] came along, [Groom's Name]'s five-year plan mostly involved saving up for a new gaming console or perhaps a slightly less dented car.

Now, his vision for the future includes things like joint bank accounts, matching towels, and figuring out the optimal feng shui for their spice rack.

I asked [Groom's Name] what he was most looking forward to about married life.

He said, 'Finally having someone to share all my hobbies with.' Bless his heart, he's about to discover a whole new world of *her* hobbies.

My wife and I have been married for ten years and we still share a closet.

By 'share,' I mean her clothes live *in* the closet, and mine live *on* that one chair in the bedroom.