๐ Wedding Joke
Best Man ToastWednesday, April 29, 2026
I was talking to the groom about his expectations for married life
He said he's looking forward to having a partner in crime, and I think he's going to get that โ every time they look at their joint bank statement
More Wedding Jokes
My wife and I used to have long, romantic conversations every night when we were dating.
Now, our deepest late-night discussions usually revolve around whose turn it is to start the dishwasher.
We tried to plan a simple wedding, but our families had other ideas
Now our 'intimate gathering' has a waiting list and a VIP section
Marriage is like a great recipe
it takes a little bit of love, a little bit of patience, and a whole lot of forgiveness when you burn the dinner
When my wife and I were dating, I'd bring her flowers just because.
Now, if I bring home the correct brand of paper towels, she looks at me like I just won the lottery.
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