You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner...

It's a gobbler of a meal that's off the chain!

My family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a reality TV show

because every year we have a new cast of characters, a fresh set of alliances, and at least one dramatic exit before dessert

Why did the turkey get kicked off the football team?

Because it kept *fowl*ing up the plays!

Why did the stuffing win an award?

Because it was outstanding in its field!