I asked my dad what his secret ingredient was for the perfect Father's Day BBQ

He said it was a dash of love, a pinch of patience, and a whole lot of lecturing about how I'm doing it wrong

My dad is such a dedicated grill master, he has a special spatula for every occasion.

For Father's Day, I got him a personalized one, and he said, "Now this is *flippin'* awesome!"

For Father's Day, I got my dad a fancy new digital thermometer for his grill, thinking it would help him achieve perfect temperatures every time.

He just glanced at it, put his hand over the flames, and said, 'Hi, hot, I'm Dad, and I can tell this isn't hot enough yet!'

I got my dad a personalized weather station for Father's Day, thinking it would satisfy his obsession with forecasting the weather.

Now he just complains that the actual weather isn't following his forecast.