๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage DadSunday, May 17, 2026
I asked my dad what his ideal Father's Day relaxation involved.
He said, 'A few hours in the garage, finally organizing my screws by size and thread.'
More Father's Day Jokes
For Father's Day, I considered getting my dad a fancy new drone...
...but then I realized he'd only use it to check if his mowing lines were perfectly straight.
I asked my dad how he wanted to celebrate Father's Day this year
and he said he just wanted to finally finish the deck he started building in 2018
On Father's Day, I decided to give my dad the gift of a personalized photo album filled with pictures of his grandkids.
As he flipped through the pages, he got teary-eyed and said, 'This is the best gift I've ever received โ mainly because it's the only thing they've ever made that doesn't have glue on it.'
I asked my dad to make a bucket list for Father's Day
and it was just a list of all the things he wants to fix around the house before he dies
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