๐ Father's Day Joke
Garage DadSunday, May 17, 2026
I asked my dad what his ideal Father's Day relaxation involved.
He said, 'A few hours in the garage, finally organizing my screws by size and thread.'
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I finally asked my dad why he always recorded our family vacations on his old camcorder, even when the rest of the world had moved on to smartphones.
He smiled and said, 'Because I wanted to capture the memories, not just the moments.'
I asked my dad what he was most proud of as a father on Father's Day, and he smiled
and said, 'The fact that you're all still talking to me after all these years, despite my dad jokes.'
For Father's Day, I got my dad a brand new smart thermostat.
He thanked me, then spent the rest of the day setting it to the exact same temperature it was before, just with more authority.
My dad's garage is so organized,
he can find a screw from 1992 faster than I can find my car keys.
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