Our company motto is 'we're a family here',

which is why I'm starting to think my actual family is also just looking for ways to downsize me.

I told my therapist I was having trouble with self-regulation, so she gave me a mood journal to track my emotions.

Now my anxiety just has a very organized to-do list.

I've been reading self-help books to improve my mental health

but the only thing I've accomplished is organizing my bookshelf by recovery journey

My CEO just told everyone, 'We're a family here!'

I immediately checked my organ donor status.