๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Tuesday, March 31, 2026
I'm really trying to plan for the future.
My long-term plan is just to survive long enough to see the next season of whatever I'm binging.
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I've been reading about the benefits of having a 5-year plan
but my rent is month-to-month, so that's about as far as I'm thinking
My therapist said 'doing the work' means leaning into discomfort.
I told her I'd just lean into my weighted blanket instead.
My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Now my dreams are just about affording groceries that aren't on sale.
My therapist told me to 'do the work' and sit with my uncomfortable feelings.
So I added them to my calendar for next Tuesday at 3 PM, right after laundry.
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