I told my manager I was feeling burnt out and needed a break from the constant hustle.

He just smiled and said, 'That's not burnout, that's just the fuel for your fire!'

My manager encouraged us to 'find our passion project.'

Mine is making sure I don't die at my desk.

My manager just called an 'urgent all-hands' meeting to discuss how we can all be more proactive about asynchronous communication.

I've been doing the work in therapy to recognize my emotional triggers

now I can identify the exact moment I'm about to send a drunk text