Why did the cranberry sauce go to the party dressed as a turkey?

Because it was a berry good disguise and a fowl way to get an invite

Alright everyone, before I start carving this magnificent bird, I just have to axe you all a quick question...

...who's ready for some delicious turkey?

You know what they say about Thanksgiving dinner

it's a gobbler of a meal!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a relish for bad health