I've been dating a girl who's a professional glassblower, and she's always trying to get me to help her shape something delicate and fragile.

Now she says I'm really good at blowing things out of proportion.

Why did the couple bring a dictionary on their honeymoon?

They wanted to define their relationship

I've been dating a girl who's a master gardener, and she's always trying to get me to help her with her roots, especially the ones that are really deep and need a lot of attention.

Now our relationship is really growing, and I'm finding myself getting wrapped up in her vines.

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their anniversary date?

They wanted to attract some old sparks.