My girlfriend asked me why I spend so much time on market research.

I told her I just really believe in customer satisfaction.

Why did the couple bring a magnet on their anniversary date?

They wanted to attract some old sparks.

I've been dating a girl who's into tantric sex, which is all about prolonging the experience.

Now I know why her Netflix subscription is still active after 6 months of us watching the same episode of 'Stranger Things'.

I've been dating a girl who's into bondage, and I have to say, it's been a real commitment.