I've been dating a girl who's a professional clockmaker, and she's always trying to get me to

wind her up

My pottery instructor told me I really needed to work on my handling skills.

Now I'm much better at getting things wet and spinning them into shape.

I told my date I was a master of seduction and could make any woman swoon.

She just laughed and said I was just a bass player.

I've been dating a girl who's into tantric sex, which is all about prolonging the experience.

Now I know why her Netflix subscription is still active after 6 months of us watching the same episode of 'Stranger Things'.