Our family Thanksgiving dinner is the one time of year where we all come together

and silently judge each other's life choices over a plate of dry turkey

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a relish for bad health

Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a berry bad cough!

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is a lot like a math problem

You've got too many variables, and somehow everyone ends up feeling divided.