Why did the cranberry sauce go to the doctor?

It was feeling a little saucy and had a relish for bad health

Our family's Thanksgiving dinner is like a war zone

but instead of bullets, we're dodging judgmental comments from our relatives

Alright everyone, before I start carving this magnificent bird, I just have to axe you all a quick question...

...who's ready for some delicious turkey?

Why did the cranberry sauce stop in the middle of the road?

Because it was a jam!