At our Thanksgiving, the quietest part of the evening isn't during the blessing.

It's about an hour after dinner, when everyone's successfully entered their food coma.

Why did the stuffing always get invited to the Thanksgiving dinner parties?

Because it was great at giving sage advice!

Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure!

I'm really excited to carve this bird, but it does make me a little nostalgic...

...thinking back to when it was just a paltry little thing.