Alright, everyone, the star of the show has arrived! Before I start carving this magnificent bird...

...I just hope I don't make a *fowl* move!

As I carve into this magnificent Thanksgiving turkey, I just want to say...

This bird truly is a work of poultry in motion!

My grandma keeps asking if I'm seeing anyone at Thanksgiving.

I tell her I'm seeing a lot of judgment, a little gravy, and a path straight to the pie.

In my family, the biggest Thanksgiving debate isn't politics or who gets the last drumstick.

It's who gets to make Grandma's 'secret recipe' stuffing this year.