๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Tuesday, March 31, 2026
My parents asked if I'm saving for a down payment.
I told them I'm saving for the societal collapse โ feels more realistic.
More Millennial Jokes
I told my therapist I was having trouble committing to consistent routines because of my disorganized attachment style.
She just sighed and said, 'So you're saying you're disorganized?'
My biggest fear isn't dying.
It's having to pay for the funeral.
I'm so deep into side hustles,
my main job is starting to feel like a really intense hobby.
My therapist told me I need to find healthy coping mechanisms.
My current one is just doomscrolling Zillow listings I can't afford.
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