My therapist asked me what my biggest fantasy was.

I told her: a 40-hour work week.

I told my therapist I'm struggling with self-care

So she prescribed me a 10-minute morning meditation, which I've been putting off for weeks

Our company's 'no meeting day' was so popular that

management decided to schedule a meeting to discuss how well it's going

I've been working on my financial literacy.

Mostly so I can understand *exactly* why I'll never own a home.