What's a turkey's favorite type of music?

Anything with a good drumstick beat!

I've got a great reason why the turkey is so relaxed this Thanksgiving

It's having a gobbler of a time, but it's stuffed with anxiety about being the main course!

I'm really excited to carve this bird, but it does make me a little nostalgic...

...thinking back to when it was just a paltry little thing.

Alright everyone, it's time for the moment you've all been waiting for. I'm about to perform the sacred Thanksgiving duty of carving this magnificent bird...

I just hope I don't *wing* it!