I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

but it's hard when the only person I'm in a relationship with is Netflix, and they already know my password

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie?

Because you're sugar sweet and I want to be the sprinkles on your heart

I've started calling Valentine's Day something new

Singles Awareness Day, but that's just a fancy way of saying Tuesday

I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

but it's hard when the only person I'm shopping for is my cat, and all she wants is tuna