Are you a Valentine's Day conversation heart?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat, and I think we'd be a match made in candy heaven

Why did the flower go to the dance on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time to find love

Why did the coffee file a police report on Valentine's Day?

Because it got mugged by love

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away...

...trying to read the tiny print on this candy heart.