Why did the rose go to the florist on Valentine's Day?

Because it wanted to get to the root of its love life!

Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie?

Because you're sugar sweet and I want to be the sprinkles on your heart

They say Cupid's arrow is supposed to strike you with love on Valentine's Day.

Mine must have taken a detour and hit my Amazon cart instead. Because I'm deeply in love with two-day shipping.