I'm starting to think Valentine's Day is just a social experiment

to see how many people will willingly pay triple for flowers and dinner

Why did the heart go to the art museum on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a work of art to its soulmate

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

Because they wanted to take their love to a higher level

What did the sunflower say to its Valentine?

I picked you above all the others!