I tried to start a career as a baker, but it didn't work out.

I guess you could say I couldn't knead the dough.

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two tired!

I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger...

...then it hit me.

I was trying to get my kids to eat more vegetables, so I took them to the garden to show them where they come from.

Now they're rooted in their refusal to eat them.