My therapist asked if I did my journaling homework.

I said, 'Yes, I journaled about how I didn't want to do my journaling homework.'

My parents always told me to 'work hard and you'll be rewarded.'

Well, I'm working hard, and my reward is a higher co-pay for therapy.

I've been trying to afford a house in my area

but the only thing I can afford is a timeshare in my parents' basement

I'm really committed to 'doing the work' in therapy.

So committed, I've created an elaborate mental filing system for all the healthy habits I'm actively *not* doing.