I finally feel like I'm really adulting.

I just paid rent and immediately felt the urge to take a nap on the floor.

I've been doing the work in therapy to develop a growth mindset

but so far, the only thing that's grown is my therapist's billable hours

Our manager said we're a family here, which is why

I'm waiting for my yearly performance review to find out if I'm getting disowned or not

I've got so many side hustles,

my main job is starting to feel like a very expensive hobby.