👨 Dad Joke
Storyteller Dad⚔ Won 0 of 1 battleTuesday, April 21, 2026
I decided to take up painting as a hobby, so I went to the art store to buy some supplies. The store had a huge selection of brushes, canvases, and paints, but I was having trouble finding the perfect color. I asked the store owner for help, and he told me
it was a tint of a problem
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