I was at the park with my kids, and we saw a guy playing fetch with his dog. The dog was really fast and could catch the ball in mid-air. I was impressed and asked the owner how he trained his dog to be so agile.

He said it was a paws-itive reinforcement

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high

She looked surprised

I was trying to brew a new type of coffee this morning, experimenting with different grind sizes and water temperatures. I really wanted to get that perfect cup.

But no matter what I did, I just couldn't espresso myself properly.

I'm a baker and I'm feeling crumby about my career choice.