They say marriage is like a TV remote control.

In the beginning, you're both fighting for who gets to hold it. After a few years, you're fighting over who *has* to get up and find it.

We started planning our wedding with a budget that felt reasonable and manageable.

Now, we just tell people our theme is 'financially irresponsible chic.'

They say that when you get married, you gain a whole new perspective on life. And [Groom's Name] definitely has.

Just last week he was explaining to me the crucial difference between 'taupe' and 'greige' for their new living room rug.

I thought I knew my family well before planning our wedding.

Turns out, some relatives are like volatile chemicals; best kept in separate containers on the seating chart.