๐ Wedding Joke
Wedding PlanningWednesday, May 20, 2026
We designed our wedding seating chart with scientific precision.
Mainly to keep Aunt Carol and Uncle Bob in separate time zones.
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We hired a wedding planner to help us stay organized and on budget.
Now we just need to hire a therapist to deal with the wedding planner.
Marriage is like a great work of art
it starts with a blank canvas, and over time, you add your own unique brushstrokes, colors, and masterpieces โ and occasionally, you spill a little paint on each other
My wife and I used to have long, romantic conversations every night when we were dating.
Now, our deepest late-night discussions usually revolve around whose turn it is to start the dishwasher.
When we were dating, my husband used to leave little love notes for me around the house.
Now, he leaves little notes, but they usually say, "The trash is full," or "Did you lock the door?"
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