We tried to plan a simple wedding, but our families had other ideas

Now our 'intimate gathering' has a waiting list and a VIP section

Before they met their partner, [Groom/Bride] was known for being incredibly decisive and independent.

Now, I hear them spend an hour discussing whether the 'greige' or 'taupe' throw pillow better complements the sofa.

We started making our wedding guest list

and realized we needed a data analyst to help us negotiate the 'who gets cut' conversations with our families.

They say marriage is like a TV remote control.

In the beginning, you're both fighting for who gets to hold it. After a few years, you're fighting over who *has* to get up and find it.