✊ Knock-Knock Joke
Extra PunnyTuesday, May 26, 2026
Knock knock. Who's there? Sew
Sew who? Sew long, I've been trying to weave a good joke together.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Ego.
Ego who? Eggoing to let me in, or is that just a waffle excuse?
Knock knock. Who's there? Purpose.
Purpose who? That's what I've been asking myself for years.
Knock knock. Who's there? Sherwood.
Sherwood who? Sherwood you let me in, it's chilly out here!
Knock knock. Who's there? Canoe.
Canoe who? Canoe let me in, it's freezing out here!
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