Knock knock. Who's there? Sew

✊ Knock-Knock Joke

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Tuesday, May 26, 2026

Sew who? Sew long, I've been trying to weave a good joke together.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Canoe.

Canoe who? Canoe believe how many puns I can *canoe-dle* into one joke? I'm practically a *canoe-isseur* of wordplay!

Knock knock. Who's there? Wheat

Wheat who? Wheat you waiting for, let me in

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go.

Cows go who? No, cows go 'moo'.

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence.

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