Why was the candy cane invited to all the Christmas parties?

Because it was a suckers' favorite

What's the hardest part about celebrating the "Twelve Days of Christmas" in an apartment?

Trying to find enough room for twelve drummers drumming, let alone a partridge in a pear tree!

Why did Santa's reindeer go to therapy at the North Pole?

They had a lot of 'deer-pressing' issues to work through.

Why did Santa's reindeer go to the North Pole's IT department?

Because they had a lot of 'deer'-pending software updates to install!