Why did Santa's reindeer finally hire a labor lawyer?

They felt their working conditions were getting a bit un-stable.

Why did the Christmas carolers have to take a break from singing?

They kept losing their 'treble'!

Why did the gingerbread cookie go to the Christmas party?

Because it was a snap decision!

Why did Santa's elves go on a strike at the North Pole?

Because they wanted to Claus for better working conditions!