I'm trying to start a family, but the only thing I can afford to nurture is my debt

I love how our company says 'we're a family here'

except when it's performance review time and suddenly I'm a foster kid up for adoption

My therapist told me I need to nurture my inner child.

So I let him pick my dinner: chicken nuggets and a juice box.

I'm trying to follow the classic boomer advice to 'invest in real estate'

but the only property I can afford is a timeshare in my parents' basement