We thought we were being frugal by having the wedding at home

Until we had to take out a second mortgage to accommodate the guest list and the therapist for my mother-in-law

I've known [Groom's Name] for years, and before [Bride's Name] came along, his approach to home decor could best be described as 'minimalist-if-you-don't-count-the-dust-bunnies'.

Now, I'm pretty sure he knows the difference between a throw pillow and a floor cushion. That's true love, folks.

I asked the groom how he's preparing for married life

He said he's been practicing saying 'yes dear' in front of the mirror, and I think he's finally got it down to a blink

When you're single, you dream about all the exciting adventures you'll have with your partner.

And then you get married, and suddenly 'exciting adventures' means successfully navigating the grocery store on a Saturday afternoon without forgetting the milk.