I asked the groom how he's preparing for married life

He said he's been practicing saying 'yes dear' in front of the mirror, and I think he's finally got it down to a blink

I love how marriage is all about finding common ground

now my wife and I both agree that the other person left the dishes in the sink

They say the secret to a long and happy marriage is communication.

And by 'communication,' I mean eventually understanding exactly what your partner wants without them having to say a single word. Usually, that word is 'coffee' or 'the remote.'

When my wife and I were dating, she used to say I was such a great listener, I'd often finish her sentences.

Now, I just finish her snacks.