💍 Wedding Joke
Wedding PlanningSunday, May 3, 2026
My fiancé started out saying he just wanted me to be happy with the wedding plans.
Now he's doing Venn diagrams to compare linen textures and debating the merits of different napkin folds.
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Before [Bride's Name], [Groom's Name]'s idea of a long-term commitment was his streaming service subscriptions.
Now, he's taken on a lifetime subscription to love, laughter, and occasionally, 'Honey, have you seen my keys?'
On our first date, I meticulously planned every detail, ironed my best shirt, and practiced witty banter.
Now, for 'date night' at home, my main concern is whether these sweatpants have enough elasticity left for a second helping of pizza.
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it starts with a blank canvas, and over time, you add your own unique brushstrokes, colors, and masterpieces – and occasionally, you spill a little paint on each other
When we were dating, my husband used to send me romantic texts like, 'Missing you already, can't wait to see you!'
Now, his most romantic text is usually just, 'Did you remember to take the trash out?'
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