Our wedding planner told us to brace ourselves for a few 'unforeseen costs'.

I think 'unforeseen costs' is just Latin for 'everything your mother-in-law wants'.

When I first met my spouse, I had a dedicated 'man cave' filled with all my favorite sports memorabilia and a giant screen.

Now, it's affectionately known as 'the spare room where the Peloton lives,' and my giant screen mostly shows reruns of reality cooking shows.

They say marriage is all about finding your perfect match, your soulmate.

And I found mine. We just happen to disagree profoundly on the correct way to load a dishwasher.

When my wife and I were dating, I made sure she always had plenty of space.

Now, I consider it a win if I manage to keep my own pillow by morning.