As we gather here today to celebrate the union of these two amazing people, I couldn't help but think about the secrets to a successful marriage.

And I realized, marriage is like a recipe for your favorite dish – it requires a pinch of patience, a dash of understanding, and the ability to not burn the house down, at least not together.

I love how marriage is all about sharing

especially when it comes to the blankets, because now I'm only allowed half of one

I was talking to the groom about his expectations for married life

He said he's looking forward to having a partner in crime, and I think he's going to get that – every time they look at their joint bank statement

Marriage is like a great work of art

it starts with a blank canvas, and over time, you add your own unique brushstrokes, colors, and masterpieces – and occasionally, you spill a little paint on each other