They say that when you get married, you gain a whole new perspective on life. And [Groom's Name] definitely has.

Just last week he was explaining to me the crucial difference between 'taupe' and 'greige' for their new living room rug.

I've been thinking, marriage is like a GPS navigation system

because it starts out saying 'recalculating your life' and eventually just says 'arriving at your destination, love you, turn left'

Marriage is like a great work of art

it starts with a blank canvas, and over time, you add your own unique brushstrokes, colors, and masterpieces – and occasionally, you spill a little paint on each other

Marriage is like a game of Jenga

you start with a solid foundation, and then you take turns removing pieces until it all comes crashing down, but somehow you're still stuck with each other