๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Tuesday, March 31, 2026
I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.
I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.
More Millennial Jokes
My therapist asked if I did my journaling homework.
I said, 'Yes, I journaled about how I didn't want to do my journaling homework.'
My therapist identified my attachment style as 'anxious-preoccupied.'
Which perfectly explains why I keep checking if my DoorDash order is still 5 minutes away.
I've been doing the work in therapy to develop a growth mindset
but so far, the only thing that's grown is my therapist's billable hours
I've been doing the work in therapy to improve my attachment style
Now I'm just anxiously attached to my therapist.
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