๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Tuesday, March 31, 2026
I just turned the age my parents were when they bought their first house.
I just hit 'add to cart' on a new houseplant.
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My therapist said my avoidant attachment style keeps me from genuine connection.
So naturally, I've just been avoiding their emails.
I asked my parents for housing advice, and they said to just 'save up' and 'be patient'
which is easy to say when your mortgage is paid off and avocado toast was 50 cents
They told me to get a side hustle.
Now I have three 'main' hustles and I'm still broke.
I told my manager I was feeling burned out from all the 'optional' overtime
and they said I just needed to 'want it more' โ I'm starting to think they want me to want a stress leave
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