I've been dating a professional taxidermist, and she's been teaching me about the importance of stuffing and mounting

But honestly, it's been a real challenge to get her to relax her grip

I've been dating a girl who's a talented locksmith

and she's always looking for a key to a deeper relationship

My girlfriend told me she loves foreplay.

I told her, 'Great, because I usually need about an hour and a half just to get my socks off.'

I've been seeing a physical therapist who specializes in rehabilitation

She's been helping me work through some stiffness, and I think we've finally reached a point of complete extension