My boss told me he was concerned about the stiff competition we were facing.

I told him, "Don't worry, I always perform better when I'm stiff."

Why did the man bring a compass on his date?

He wanted to take their relationship in a new direction.

My pool instructor told me the most important thing is to keep a firm grip on the cue stick.

He said you have to know how to really stroke it smoothly for a clean break and a tight pocket.

My girlfriend told me she really wanted me to listen to her and pay attention to her every need in bed.

So I got down on my knees and just waited for her to tell me what to do.