My wife just got a new power tool for her carpentry projects. She told me it's really important to keep a firm grip, position it just right, and then push it in deep for maximum penetration.

She was so proud of her new drill press.

My girlfriend told me she wanted to 'get to the bottom of things' in our relationship.

So I spent the entire night perfecting my rim job technique.

I went on a first date with a woman last night, and she told me she was really into self-care.

So I asked if she meant meditation, yoga, or just making sure she had enough clean batteries.

My wife always tells me I need to work on my presentation skills.

She says I rush through the intro and don't spend enough time on the visuals.