I've been taking private lessons from a professional seamstress, and she's been teaching me how to make a perfect stitch, get in deep, and really pull it all together.

Now I can finally finish that torn pair of pants.

I told my date I was an avid explorer.

She said, 'Oh really? So you're good at finding hidden passages and going deep into unknown territory?'

I've been dating a girl who's a professional gemstone polisher

and she's always trying to get me to rub her the right way

I've been dating a girl who's a talented locksmith

and she's always looking for a key to a deeper relationship