My therapist said my avoidant attachment style keeps me from genuine connection.

So naturally, I've just been avoiding their emails.

My parents asked if I'm saving for a down payment.

I told them I'm saving for the societal collapse – feels more realistic.

I told my therapist I understand all my unhealthy patterns now.

She asked what I plan to do, and I said, 'Probably just keep understanding them.'

Our company's 'no meeting day' was so popular that

management decided to schedule a meeting to discuss how well it's going