My therapist told me I need to learn to 'sit with my feelings.'

So I rearranged my entire apartment and alphabetized my spice rack instead.

I just saw a 'cozy starter home' listed for half a million dollars.

The 'starter' part must refer to starting your multi-decade debt spiral.

My therapist told me I need to find healthy coping mechanisms.

My current one is just doomscrolling Zillow listings I can't afford.

I'm not doing a side hustle.

I'm doing a side *struggle*.