I just had the worst oral sex of my life.

My dentist said I need to floss more.

My wife always tells me I'm terrible at home improvement projects.

But last night, she said I was really good at handling a stud.

I told my girlfriend I was thinking of taking up a new instrument.

She said, 'Why? You already have one, and you barely know how to play it yet.'

My cooking instructor always emphasized the importance of proper preparation.

He said you need to tenderize your meat thoroughly before you really pound it.