My girlfriend asked me why I spend so much time on market research.

I told her I just really believe in customer satisfaction.

My new personal trainer told me she wanted me to really get down and dirty on the mat. She said I needed to get on my hands and knees, arch my back, and then slowly push and pull, making sure to really get deep into it for a full range of motion.

...I never knew yoga could be so intense.

My piano teacher told me I needed to work on my fingering.

I said, "I'm trying, but not on a keyboard."

I've been dating a girl who's a professional arborist, and she's always trying to get me to branch out and try new things in the evening