My girlfriend spent an hour in the dressing room yesterday trying on new pants.

When she finally emerged, she sighed and said, "It was a tight squeeze, and took a lot of maneuvering, but I think I'm really going to enjoy these."

My girlfriend asked me why I spend so much time on market research.

I told her I just really believe in customer satisfaction.

Why did the couple bring a dictionary on their honeymoon?

They wanted to define their relationship

What's the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A man will actually look for a golf ball.