๐ฑ Millennial Joke
Broke EraWednesday, April 1, 2026
I asked my boomer dad for advice on buying a house
He said 'just work harder and cut back on avocado toast', I said 'dad, I'm a freelance writer, my only income is from avocado toast reviews'
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So I added them to my calendar for next Tuesday at 3 PM, right after laundry.
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My parents asked if I'm saving for a down payment.
I told them I'm saving for the societal collapse โ feels more realistic.
I was having an existential crisis about the future of humanity.
Then I remembered I have a group chat dedicated to complaining about rising gas prices, and suddenly everything felt a little more manageable.
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