I asked my manager if I could stop coming to meetings that could've been emails, and they said

it's about 'being present' and 'synergy' – code for 'I don't trust you to actually read the email'.

I'm trying to adult, but the housing market is tough

I've got a 401k, but it's just a list of 401 reasons I'll never own a home

My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Now my dreams are just about affording groceries that aren't on sale.

I'm trying to adult, but my budget is a puzzle

and the only piece that fits is ramen noodles