Every Thanksgiving, my mom cooks enough food to feed a small army.

And every year, that army consists of six very enthusiastic, belt-loosening family members.

Wow, this turkey looks absolutely perfect.

It's almost un-gobble-lievable!

Why did the cranberry sauce feel embarrassed?

Because it saw the turkey dressing!

Why did the turkey go to the doctor before Thanksgiving?

It had a fowl cough!