Alright folks, before I dive into carving this magnificent turkey, I just have to say, it's so beautiful, it's practically...

poultry in motion!

Alright everyone, as I get ready to carve this turkey, I just hope I don't...

...make a fowl-up!

Why did the turkey refuse to join the school band?

Because he already had drumsticks!

Why did the dinner rolls get so good at sports?

Because they always knew how to *rise* to the occasion!