Why did the cranberry sauce go to therapy?

Because it was feeling a little jellied under the pressure!

At my family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

We all bring our appetites and our opinions, but only one of them is welcome to stay for dessert

Why was the stuffing always so confident?

Because it knew it was the stuff of legends!

Why did the stuffing always get invited to the Thanksgiving dinner parties?

Because it was great at giving sage advice!