Alright everyone, time to get to the 'meat' of the matter.

I hope this carving demonstration is truly carve-tivating!

At our family's Thanksgiving dinner, we have a special tradition

where everyone argues over who ate the last roll, and it's always the dog's fault

Why did the cranberry sauce always win arguments?

Because it always had a berry strong point!

Our family Thanksgiving dinner is like a recipe for disaster

Because you take a cup of crazy relatives, add a pinch of old grudges, and stir in a whole lot of tryptophan