Are you a Valentine's Day coupon book?

Because you're filled with discounts to my heart and I want to redeem our love

Are you a box of conversation hearts?

Because you're making my heart skip a beat and I want to candy-coat our love with sweet nothings

Why did Cupid's arrow go to therapy?

Because it had a lot of 'pointed' issues to work through.

Are you a Valentine's Day candy heart?

Because you're 'sweet' and full of 'messages'... and probably a little chalky.