Why did the rose go to the party on Valentine's Day?

Because it was a blooming good time

Are you a candy store?

Because I'm getting a sugar rush just looking at you... and I really shouldn't be eating this much before dinner.

Valentine's Day always has everyone scrambling for the perfect romantic gesture, like a huge bouquet of flowers.

Me? I just buy myself a potted plant. It lasts longer, and I don't have to pretend it's from a secret admirer.

Are you a Valentine's Day cookie?

Because you're sugar sweet and I want to dough-nate my heart to you