All these couples on Valentine's Day sharing heart-shaped pizzas...

I'm just over here wondering who stole the corners.

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're redeemable in my heart and I want to cash in on our love

I've been trying to find the perfect Valentine's Day gift

but it's like searching for a needle in a haystack, or in my case, a needle in a sea of singles

Why did the couple bring a ladder on their Valentine's Day date?

They wanted to take their love to new heights