My wife and I have been married for ten years and we still share a closet.

By 'share,' I mean her clothes live *in* the closet, and mine live *on* that one chair in the bedroom.

I've noticed that since getting married, my wife and I have started to

finish each other's arguments.

I asked the groom how he knew the bride was the one for him

He said, 'She's the only person who doesn't mind that I'm still a work in progress, and by that, I mean she's agreed to be my editor for the next 50 years.'

We hired a wedding planner to help us stay organized

Now we just need a planner to plan our meetings with the wedding planner