I asked the groom how he knew the bride was the one for him

He said, 'She's the only person who doesn't mind that I'm still a work in progress, and by that, I mean she's agreed to be my editor for the next 50 years.'

When you're single, you dream about all the exciting adventures you'll have with your partner.

And then you get married, and suddenly 'exciting adventures' means successfully navigating the grocery store on a Saturday afternoon without forgetting the milk.

When my wife and I were dating, I used to spend an hour getting ready, planning elaborate dates, and making sure I smelled just right.

Now, 'date night' usually means we're sharing a frozen pizza on the couch, and I've successfully located both socks that match.

I love how marriage is all about finding common ground

now my wife and I both agree that the other person is always wrong