☕ Girl Tea Joke
Savage SisWednesday, June 10, 2026
I've started noticing that guys on dating apps love to claim they're 'foodies'
But when you ask them to recommend a restaurant, they send you a screenshot of a grilled cheese they made in 2018
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I've started using a planner to organize my life, which is just a nice way of saying
I'm paying $20 to write down all the things I'm not going to do
I spent a solid hour this morning making myself look 'effortlessly put together.'
Which means I've now got about a three-hour grace period before humidity, gravity, or my own face decides to stage a coup.
I finally found a dress with actual, functional pockets yesterday.
I almost didn't buy it, because I wasn't sure I was ready for that level of commitment to practicality. My phone usually just lives in my bra.
I was at the post office sending a package,
but I didn't just mail it, I 'released it into the universe, letting go of the past and embracing the uncertainty of its journey, as the soundtrack of my life swelled in the background'.
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