Why did the heart go to the doctor on Valentine's Day?

Because it had a few heartaches to work through and wanted a love-ly checkup

I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'alone and happy' categories.

What did the hot chocolate say to the marshmallow on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you just landed on my foot, and I'm pretty sure I heard something crack.