I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'alone and happy' categories.

Why did the candy store owner love Valentine's Day?

Because it was a sweetheart of a deal.

Do you have a map?

Because I just got lost in your eyes... and now I can't find my way to the chocolate aisle.

What did the chocolate bar say to its sweetheart?

I'm nuts about you!