I'm celebrating Valentine's Day this year by

reorganizing my Netflix queue into 'lonely nights' and 'even lonelier nights' categories.

Do you have a Valentine's Day sweetheart?

Because you're a-maize-ing and I'm corny for you!

What's Cupid's favorite type of music?

R & Bows.

Are you a box of chocolates on Valentine's Day?

Because you're making my heart melt, and I think I'm nuts about you!