Do you have a Valentine's Day sweetheart?

Because you're a-maize-ing and I'm corny for you!

Why did Cupid get a job at the archery range?

He wanted to shoot his shot at love!

This Valentine's Day, while couples are gazing into each other's eyes...

I'll be gazing lovingly into the bottom of a pizza box.

What did the box of chocolates say to the candy inside on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!