Cupid must be a terrible shot.

Because every February 14th, my arrows are pointed directly at the discounted chocolate aisle.

My Valentine's Day plans are pretty simple this year.

I'm celebrating the profound joy of not having to pretend to be surprised by an overpriced bouquet.

I appreciate Valentine's Day for its commitment to romance.

Especially how it reminds us that true love only lasts for about 24 hours before everything goes on sale.

What did the Hershey's Kiss say to the chocolate chip on Valentine's Day?

You make my heart melt!