Are you a heart?

Because you're absolutely vital for pumping blood throughout my circulatory system.

This Valentine's Day, I'm really looking forward to flowers, chocolates, and someone telling me how special I am.

So I ordered myself a bouquet, bought a fancy box of truffles, and then just looked in the mirror.

Are you a Valentine's Day Teddy Bear?

Because you're paws-itively adorable and I'm bear-ly able to resist you

Are you a Valentine's Day coupon?

Because you're redeemable in my heart and I want to cash in on our love