I finally achieved financial stability.

Now I can afford the premium subscription to my anxiety app.

My boomer parents told me to invest in real estate.

Now my single houseplant counts as my entire property portfolio.

My therapist told me I need healthier coping mechanisms.

So I started doom-scrolling for articles about healthy coping mechanisms.

I just got a raise, but it's all going to inflation

so basically I'm just getting paid in nostalgia for the prices of 2019