I'm trying to save for a down payment on a house

but so far I've only managed to save enough for a decent Craigslist couch

I was having an existential crisis about the future of humanity.

Then I remembered I have a group chat dedicated to complaining about rising gas prices, and suddenly everything felt a little more manageable.

My therapist encouraged me to find healthy ways to self-soothe.

So I started color-coding my anxiety spreadsheet.

Our company motto is 'we're a family here',

which is why I'm starting to think my actual family is also just looking for ways to downsize me.