I've known [Groom's Name] for years, and before [Bride's Name] came along, his approach to home decor could best be described as 'minimalist-if-you-don't-count-the-dust-bunnies'.

Now, I'm pretty sure he knows the difference between a throw pillow and a floor cushion. That's true love, folks.

We set a wedding budget we felt was very reasonable.

Turns out, 'reasonable' means 'before the flowers, the photographer, the open bar, and the venue's mandatory glitter tax.'

I've always thought marriage is a lot like a co-op video game.

You start off with your own individual objectives, then you quickly realize the only way to beat the level is to combine your resources, share the loot, and occasionally sacrifice your own character for the greater good – usually by letting your partner have the last slice of pizza.

We set a wedding budget.

Then we realized that budget was just for the napkins.