When my wife and I were dating, I used to spend an hour getting ready for our dates.

Now, if my shirt passes the 'sniff test,' I'm practically black-tie ready.

My wife and I share a bathroom, and after all these years, I've finally figured out her beauty routine.

It involves 27 different bottles and precisely 3 square inches of counter space for my toothbrush.

We told our families we wanted a simple, stress-free wedding.

They responded by submitting a combined 15-page document outlining their 'gentle suggestions' and 'absolute requirements.'

I've noticed that marriage is a lot like a computer update

At first, it's exciting and full of new features, but eventually, it just takes up a lot of space and sometimes freezes on you.