We tried to create the perfect wedding seating chart

but it turns out you can't actually seat 'no drama' at a table by itself

We decided to have an open bar at our wedding to keep our families happy

Now we're just hoping to have enough money left for the honeymoon, or even a marriage

My wife and I have been married for ten years, and we've finally figured out who's responsible for what.

Turns out, we both think the other person is responsible for changing the toilet paper roll.

I've been thinking, marriage is like a great recipe

it takes a little bit of love, a lot of patience, and somehow, no matter what you put in, the in-laws are always a surprise ingredient